*nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police”
“i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
*nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police”
“i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
(via masterassassino)
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
(via masterassassino)
“Every time I watch the shows on TV, I just think of how shitty this world has gotten. I swear, every time I even… like I swear I’ve never watched the show, but anytime I see Honey Boo Boo, even just on the guide, you know, like it’s an option… I’m going to watch The Learning Channel, and watch fat redneck hick people talk about how they’re fat and sassy, and how their kid likes butter and spaghetti, its just… It’s like, what the fuck is this even about?” — TheRadBrad (via x3someoneshero)
Yes it’s another dumb Lutece comic (also kind of maybe Bioshock Infinite spoilers? idk play it safe and don’t do drugs kids)
(via lissa-pillar)
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
(via neondye)
mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life
(via masterassassino)
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
(via masterassassino)
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so apparently one of my pieces is an art show in my town
god im so proud i could cry this is just crazyyyy i dont deserve thisssssssss ;w;
