May 2013
30 posts
shadowrawrs:
strawberrydaydreams:
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
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there’s this one girl at my school who wont shut the fuck up about doctor who and BBC in general
it’s really annoying but she seems really nice and the only time people tell her to shut up is if she’s being too loud on break
prouvairejehan:
HOME ALONE
TIME TO SING THE WHOLE SCORE OF EVERY BROADWAY MUSICAL
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found out I really like Depeche Mode thanks to gta
and who said a over-the-top violent video game was bad for the mind of a like 8 year old
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I think the most “out there” or “outrageous” thing I can do is stay up past 11 anymore
fuck drugs and hookers I don’t want to called out for sleeping in school
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that Personal Jesus song makes me laugh like the first time I heard it was in san andreas with my brother and we just had to st op
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I see people so sad about stuff and they feel like they don’t need to be and I’m just like
haha half my immediate family has a great potential to (and nearly did) die and my anxiety makes me think we’re on the edge of financial ruin insecurity haha
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everytime I see that Wendy’s commercial I think she says “get knocked by a bitch” and the little girls face is just omg
big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
geometricdeathtrap:
*nervously adjusts collar* *deep breath* “fuck the police”
“i dIDN’T MEAN IT”
quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
“Every time I watch the shows on TV, I just think of how shitty this world has...”
– TheRadBrad (via x3someoneshero)
modmad:
Yes it’s another dumb Lutece comic (also kind of maybe Bioshock Infinite spoilers? idk play it safe and don’t do drugs kids)
undercover-witch:
microcroft:
urban legends (◠‿◠✿)
scary stories (◕ω◕✿)
creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧
paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
-annoying:
mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
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neondye:
so apparently one of my pieces is an art show in my town
god im so proud i could cry this is just crazyyyy i dont deserve thisssssssss ;w;
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boku-no-kiku:
books about history!!
learning about recent history!!
learning about ancient history!!
learning about history
history
April 2013
75 posts
somebodyhitmewithashovel:
haha this girl today went around class and asked people who’s hair was better, mine or hers, and she won, obviously, then proceeded to call me ugly the rest of class
OK I GOTTA ASK IF THIS IS THE SAME GIRL EACH TIME AND IF SHE’S PLAYING AROUND BECAUSE SHE SEEMS TO BE ASKING FOR A SERIOUS ASS KICKING ONE OF THESE DAYS
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the-vashta-nerada:
when my older sister was in high school they had a really strict policy against note passing and if they caught a note they’d read it in front of class so my sister and her friends all learned tolkien elvish so if a teacher ever found their notes they wouldn’t be able to read it
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obamasbigblackdick:
never make a blog called obamasbigblackdick because your shitty sister will tell your parents and your parents will sign you up for counselling twice a week
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neondye:
mika-deadpeople:
neondye:
mika-deadpeople:
ok I’m gonna break down here and ask
WHAT THE FUCK IS VIKINGS
I’ve seen commercials for it but I was never that interested because it was a show
its a drama on history channel that lets us see what kind of crazy shit some legendary badasses in norse tales got up to
hmmmm
I may look into it
DO IT, LOSER
no jk ur not a loser and...
neondye:
mika-deadpeople:
ok I’m gonna break down here and ask
WHAT THE FUCK IS VIKINGS
I’ve seen commercials for it but I was never that interested because it was a show
its a drama on history channel that lets us see what kind of crazy shit some legendary badasses in norse tales got up to
hmmmm
I may look into it
ok I’m gonna break down here and ask
WHAT THE FUCK IS VIKINGS
I’ve seen commercials for it but I was never that interested because it was a show
my mom was digging up one of her little garden things to plant more flowers and she found this huge fucking worm thing curled up like the size of my fist and if it wasn’t for neighbors I would have screamed
then she used the shovel to throw I over the fence into the empty for sale house and I looked over for it a few minute later but it like disappeared
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onlylolgifs:
“Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”
hungarian:
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom!!
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I remember when I went on vacation and got some fake passport to some made up country from this cool guy who would dance with mops dressed as celebrities and my name on the passport was “Michaela Benson”
THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS MY MOTHERS SHITTY EX-HUSBAND
I AM A DUNN DAMMIT
urbancatfitters:
careful or u’ll trip over my low self esteem
